The Jackal - Spinelli's online name & nickname for himself.
Fair Samantha - formerly known as "The Goddess" until Sam called a halt to it. Keep in mind, that he tends to find most women "fair and lovely."
Stone Cold - his name for Jason Morgan, the most brilliant moniker of them all.
The Godfather - that's Sonny, of course. What? Did you think that's what he calls Alcazar?
Pacino-esque - since he is the Godfather, it only makes sense that Sonny's actions get this term.
Mr. Corinthos, Sir - well see, he's also a respectful lad, is our Spinelli. So to his face, this is what he calls Sonny. He's not dumb, remember.
Blonde One - also sometimes "O fair one." In other words, Lulu, the love of his young heart.
Film Guy - a not-so-nice name for Dillon, his rival for Lulu's affections. Well, one of his rivals anyway.
Muscle Guy some might call him Milo but at any rate, he's another lover of Lulu waiting to be demolished by The Jackal.
Unworthy One and the last of his rivals would be Logan, whom we call New Boy. In case anyone cares.
D.A. of Darkness - Ric Lansing, could there be any other?
Vast conglomerate of doom - remember the hotel hostage sitch? This is Spinelli's name for the evil-doers.
The Unhinged One - and speaking of doom, this is what he calls the unscrupulous Mr. Craig.
The Innocent One - his name for Jason and Elizabeth's unborn child. Sweet, right?
Secret Pain - no, it's not the title of his online blog about his love for Lulu. This is how he refers to Jason having to keep quiet about being a babydaddy.
The Valkyrie - could Carly have a better nickname? And major props that a teenage boy even knows what a Valkyrie is. We had to look it up.
Goddess Mother - even though he no longer calls Sam the Goddess, Alexis is still the Goddess' mother.
The Dominator - this is actually Big Alice's wrestling name so Spinelli didn't make it up. But hey, he's the only person to use it so we'll consider it Spinelli-speak.
